Meet the new Fruitcakes

Why Mess With a Bad Thing?

The holidays are a time of love, togetherness and universal hatred for fruitcake. So, we've taken the traditional flavors of nuts, dried fruit and booze and made it into something that actually tastes good. Because any day that starts off with a stack of nostalgia, soaked in maple rum syrup, is bound to end up right.

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Powdered Nostalgia

It’s kind of like pancake mix, if pancake mix was actually cool, like an alligator with a cape, who smokes, and has an iPhone 6. What does this have to do with Fruitcakes? Nothing. That's because it’s organic and packed with currants and dried cranberries and crushed hazelnuts. Which has everything to do with Fruitcakes©, because those are the ingredients.

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40 Proof Amazing

Yup. It’s rum mixed with maple syrup.

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Rectangled Enforcer

How many times have you wanted to eat square pancakes? Research shows a minimum of 11. Now, with our specially designed Cutter, you can turn your Fruitcakes into a stack of perfectly angled nostalgia. Plus, it's been scientifically proven that circles taste better than rectangles, but f*#$ that, we’re trailblazers.

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